It’s strange that a psychotic billionaire can be considered the “relatable one,” but that’s what happens when everyone else possesses godlike capabilities. Batsy here has got none of that, unless you count his impenetrable plot armor, and that’s why we love him. We could never have the brains of Tony Stark or the ruthlessness of the Punisher, but deep down, there’s something telling us “If I can just get my startup off the ground, and also find some ninjas to train with, then yeah, I could be Batman.” And you couldn’t, but this lamp, which perfectly captures Batman’s pointy ears and knightly visage in dense wireframe, can be bought here as a consolation.
The Punisher